I had a woman suggest Natural Family Planning to me today.
I stood there in shock, speechless and unable to dish out the throat-punch that rested on the tips of my knuckles.
My sil's mother took it upon herself to grill me about our baby-making efforts today. I tried to kindly answer her questions that yes, we are trying... no, we aren't pregnant yet... but she lost me when she started offering up advice... and NFP to boot.
Trust me lady, while I would like nothing more than to have some good old-fashioned sex on CD14 and get knocked up as a result... it just isn't going to happen.
If you would kindly stfu and keep your dark-age advice to yourself, we would all be better off.
ETA: My anger towards this advice has much more to do with the suggester rather than the suggestion. My vent isn't about NFP and that is how it came across :) This woman has been told on more than one occasion, by myself and her daughter, of our troubles and she still just doesn't get it.